![]() And it has nothing to do with laws of perspective! ![]() Because of … the vortex bends magnetic fields or something. We then have to believe (for reasons that are never really explained other than attributing them to “they mystery of the vortex”) that objects shrink and grow within this area. The word “vortex” simply means a whirpool of force, like a whirling mass of water, especially one in which a force of suction operates, such as a whirlpool or a whirling mass of air, especially one in the form of a visible column or spiral, such as a tornado. The Oregon Vortex is a spherical field of force, half above the ground and half below the ground. Here’s a paragraph taken from its official webpage, under the the title “Scientific Info”. I suppose I should first explain what the Vortex is. Our tour group was filled with people our age (including one guy who was so damn enthusiastic, I thought he had been planted by the owners) as well as a very energetic guide.īut I’m getting ahead of myself. Like a rain-soaked bottle rocket, it was a complete and utter dud.Īnd believe me, if there was fun to be had, we would have had it. Thrown into a state of dorky ecstasy that I hadn’t experienced since … well, since we saw John Stamos on Broadway (I mean, seriously, I DARE YOU TO NAME SOMETHING MORE MAGICAL). So when I heard about the Oregon Vortex and House of Mystery, I was overjoyed. Like children on leashes and chocolate cigarettes, I think not of the negative connotations and assume that they exist only to make me happy. I love things that would make other people cringe with embarrassment, roll their eyes, and otherwise want to storm out of the theater/museum/restaurant. ![]() Notice that "World Famous!" is in quotes.
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